Bernhoft!

Street Lights Wow, where have I been this whole time? For anyone who doesn’t know who Jarle Bernhoft is, let me break it down to you really quick. Think the Norwegian version of Robin Thicke, or maybe better?...but that could be up for debate depending on who you ask. My goodness, this man has A LOT OF SOUL!!! I was completely in awe when I found out that not only is he a one man act! This guy oozes talent and I mean the real kind. I’m looking at you __________. I’m sure he is big in his native Norway, and probably Europe, but why is he practically unheard of in the US? Or maybe he is and I just missed the memo? Either way, I’m glad I was introduced to his music by my co-worker Jermaine and I’ve had his song on repeat the whole time. Quality music!!!


You can listen to him on his YouTube page located here: http://www.youtube.com/artist/Bernhoft?feature=watch_video_title

Jarle Bernhoft, who happens to look like a high fashion model in this pic lol
Image borrowed from http://stereofonik.com/post/4951778802/bernhoft-stay-with-me

Photo Dump

Wow- it's definitely been a while! Reason for my absence? Well, I hit the jackpot and have been living the high life ever since. I really don't have one. 

Anyway, I have a bunch of photos on my phone and I just wanted to share a few of them...so enjoy!

Beautiful butterfly at the Museum of Natural History Butterfly Exhibit

Random car with a neat license plate in the middle of traffic

Discovered this cheap cotton candy ice cream...yum yum

Current pedicure design. I'm a sucker for nail art hehe

Dear Cricket Wireless...please get it together. Spray painting your name on this awning doesn't speak well of you.

More toe art.

GIGANTIC slice of pizza on U Street. I believe this is were all the college kids go to get a bite for cheap after their nights of parting and drinking

English breakfast. I miss the bacon the most.

Can't get enough water. Note: I also recycle

Parked cars in Paris. Why can't we park in any direction, regardless of traffic flow in the US of A? I'm drafting a letter to my senator NOW. 

Ikea! Love their food spread.

Approximately 3,837 miles from my desk [lol] to the Eiffel Tower

DC OJ for a DC work morning.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

...to everyone else but me! Anyone know where I can get some discounted [there's a recession out there and I need to be wise about how I spend my hard earned $$] Christmas Spirit?? Up until 3 days ago, we've had very mild weather, with temps sometimes hovering around the low to mid 60's!!! It's felt more like fall than winter.

I went to Walmart and the garden center smelled GLORIOUS, redolent of Christmas scents- you know, the pine-y, mint-y, cinnamon-y smell?? I took a couple deep breaths to take it all in and that brought a smile to my face and left me in the Christmas mood- but as soon as I left the store, the feeling quickly disappeared :-( I usually prepare myself for the Christmas holiday by indulging in a hearty Thanksgiving dinner but I didn't get to have thanksgiving this year. I spent the day in the airport and had a burrito bowl from Chipotle which served as my breakfast, lunch and dinner. Chipotle usually has good food, but the food at the Dulles Airport location was not as tasty, very very bland, but because I was hungry, I forced myself to eat it and I'm glad I did, because the dinner served on the plane was even worse.

Anyway, I've been thinking about pimping out my car to see if it will get me in the mood. I had this in mind:

Photo credit: easyandelegantlife.com

Only problem is, my car doesn’t really have a grill...actually it does, but it's very weird. Also, the emblem is sealed off from the back so there is no way of tying a wreath or bow to it L. Guess the makers didn't have wreaths in mind when they designed and built the car, ha ha. I think I’m going to try hooking the wreath from the inside of the hood…see how that works.

Photo credit: motortrend.com

If that doesn't work, I'll just drink some eggnog and eat some candy canes and fruitcake and

call it a day.

Ow Ow OOOOOWWWW

I've accidentally bitten the same spot on my (inner) lip at least twice a day for the past three days! Now I have a fat lip. Gchat SAAAAAD FACE.... by the way, isn't that the world's saddest emoticon??

Also, no one is responding to any of my messages: emails, bbms, texts, gchat etc etc! WOE IS ME

Eye contact

I've been wearing glasses "on and off" for about 14 years now thanks to astigmatism and myopia. I've had more off years than on which I guess explains how fast my eyes have deteriorated. I've turned a new leaf though; I have been a stickler for wearing my glasses religiously these past [gasp] THREE years! But I'm tired of them so I want the next best? alternative: Contact lenses. Lasik is NOT an option.

Anyway, I've always had reservations for contacts for 2 reasons: I saw what an infection from wearing contacts for 3 days without taking them out and cleaning them can look like and it was a quite traumatizing discovery. Secondly, I have an issue with sticking a foreign object in/on my eyes and plucking it out...that idea just doesn't jive well with me. But these days, I realize that this fear has been holding me back, because you really can't (be sexy) wear[ing] glasses say at a club, or a night out on the town, or at the beach, or playing sports etc etc etc, you catch my drift??

So I decided that I will get fitted for contacts! I have an annual exam coming up so I called my Drs. office to see what the process is for getting contacts:

Apparently you must take a 30-45 minute 'training class' if you have never worn contacts! And the kicker: if you are unable to put on and take out the contacts THREE times, you will not be allowed to take the contacts home with you. Essentially, you fail Contacts 101 :-|

Imagine explaining that to friends and family...

Who knew wearing contacts could be so intense!

I saw it coming...

I should NOT have spent more than half of my day playing Fruit Ninja at work yesterday.

I am now SCRAMBLING to get work done as I have been hit with 2 more deadlines. I guess the laptop will be coming home with me tonight.

Certified Fruit Ninja -- Ka-Pow!

I've spent over half of my day playing Fruit Ninja on my Ipad K

Yeahhhh, it’s been one of “those days” at the office. I just can’t seem to bring myself to do any real work today. Happy Hump Day to me! Well, the good news is, with all the practice I've put in today, I will be able to beat T.O.’s best score. The bad news is, I have to scramble to meet my Friday deadline for the work I should have been doing today. But it isn't all bad really, because I work well under pressure...ish.

Is it 4:45pm Friday July 15^th yet?? L

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, off to practice my ninja fruit cutting skills I go! Making Sensei proud.

SIGH